Tuesday, December 1, 2009

GQ

After typing out what I considered a very inspired question and comment letter on your 'general question form' I was crushed by the current maintenance and my message deleted.
I'm going to reply summarized by emailing you directly.
I was interested in knowing if in the future GQ magazine will be stretching is content and contests to Canada, or perhaps you could focus on my city of Toronto.
I truly enjoy reading all material within the GQ magazine I receive monthly, but am always saddened when ever contests come up and find out that like most magazines the offer is limited to the United States. More recently the Taylor Lautner Aramoni Exchange offer.
I've heard that GQ had branches in the UK and even South Korea. I can only hope that a Canadian version is released in the future, though this seems unlikely as I know of the history of magazine in Canada.
As I do enjoy reading GQ many things apply to American's alone. This I fully understand, GQ's targeted audience is the whole of the United States. It's just sad thinking that Toronto really isn't far and you think with free trade agreements like NAFTA magazines could open options for other North American residences. Once again I do understand the audience is American, and GQ is certainly not the only, nor the first magazine I have wondered this question about.
Bulk of the articles are still applicable: clothing, style, sex, health, fitness, dinning, and more are and can be used world wide. Other articles that have sent me on a mad hunt for fresh cappuccino beans so I might try making my own brew have led me to an annoyance to today's coffee world and a search for small non-corporate cafes that might sell a cappuccino as worthy as those listed in the November Issue of GQ (which were all U.S. locations).
I'm am guessing international issues of GQ focus on those locations where they are released. Anyway of attaining these other issues? Particularly South Korea.
Thanks for the good reads!
Rylan

Roomates..

Last night I mentioned to my roommate that another house member should remove a pot of water and chicken from the stove and she replied with "why is it bugging you?".
Though I did deny it's annoyance of seeing this vat of partially repeated, heated and cooled chicken in water fuming god only knows what type of pestilence it has been a weak. I withheld the temptation of reminding her that she grumbled and complained to me only two days after it's appearance.
I think a week is fair time to mention something my dear roommate. I can't even pretend to say sorry if its mentioning bothered you.

I can only hope roommate who left the chicken, let's call her shorts, doesn't decide to come home and eat or drink anything in that pot. Even if shorts boils the water high and long there is no doubt in my mind she'll come down with some sickness.

Please shorts lol do not eat anything in that pot. I'm tossing it with the garbage for sure tonight.


*I'll try and remember to post a picture later ^^

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Pertaining Circumstances

"Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin."

Carpe Diem, seize the day. So we've heard countless times during our once only lifetime. Is it worth is though? Consider that you do live once, there isn't anyone there to deny it. You've not going to enter a cheat code into life that'll give you endless chances. Not with today's reality anyways. Give the sciences behind Dollhouse and other such shows and maybe, just maybe one day we'll have that extra chance. But, who's to say we should take those chances??
I mean you live once, you take that chance once and you fuck it up. Great, you know the end story, but what did you have to lose just to find out? It can't always be worth it.
Surely there must be a way to measure up the risk facture in taking that chance before hand.
Ask a friend, ask a shrink, google it even???!

I'll likely get about 50/50 results in answers. I'm being perfectly honest I googled the question =P

Of course some said yes some said no. There is no good answer for these questions. Seizing the day can most certainly ruin the day. And if you ruin your last day where is the happiness.

Holding onto the past is sad, but it can help distract you from the future.

lol really.. no good answer

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

blaarg

Blarg. It can be use for anything really. Oh so says Urban Dictionary and I fully intend on trusting every bit of fact on that website.

Well It has certainly been a while since my last thought. Last published one anyway.
A slight computer black out resulting from a falty power cable and laziness resulted in my delay and thus I attempted to use anothers computer. Which decided to freeze near the end of my final thoughts and thus, sadly, that blog was lost in the restart of the computer.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Guy Fawkes Day

Remember remember the fifth of November, The gunpower plot and treason. I see of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

That's right. I remember how it goes. Of course this is because the small amount of British in me wishes to emerge in the event of Holidays where you get to have a huge fire and light fireworks. But alas.. being in Waterloo where everone is asian, and for some reason thinks the holiday is nothing more then a bit of fiction created by the 2005 film V for Vendetta, no one is willing to celebrate it.
Now normally on the 5th of November the typical way to celebrate would be by having a fire in the backyard and to have fireworks. I know.. this isn't going to happen in Waterloo, but you think we could get together and watch V for Vendetta. That's at least something. Ohh how many times I heard the excuse "Oh I've already seen it before" when I asked people if they'd like to watch it.
I get it.. you've seen it. Guess what? So have I.. like 5 times... Can people only watch a movie once?? I mean I understand if you saw it within the last few weeks, though it's never stopped me from watching a movie 4 times in 3 days lol.
Needless to say... Here I am. Not doing anything, because apparently more than one friend sleeps at 10. Waaay early!!
And the other... have seen it in the last 4 years.. A-durr LOL

What can I do? Another boring night in Waterloo.

Oh yay! My one roommate will watch now!

Off I go ^^


On a side note....

haha what more could one ask for.

But it's kind of terrible.. it really shouldn't be funny...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Reaching for the stars

“Loving someone that doesn't love you is like reaching for a star. You know you'll never reach it, but you just got to keep trying.”


^^

Sunday, October 18, 2009

I'd make a good picture!

Today I went to the Henry's Photography Convention in Toronto.

blah blah learned some stuff, helpful programs etc.
The main point is that after I stood in a crowd of people around Al Gilbert. A man who could be called the "Ambassador of Canadian Photography". He analyzed anywhere from 20-25 people's faces, pointing out their flaws, smaller left eye, lack of smile lines, or a neck that swallows a man's chin (haha).
After he showed the audience and Dianna my better side (my left side by the way) we were given a free book of his displaying techniques and other photo's. As he handed me my book he looked at me and told me "you could make a really nice picture. Really".
Today a man with over 60 years of photographic experience. A man who has photograhed all the Prime Ministers of Isreal since 1950, and in 1989, he was made a Member of the 'Order of Canada' in recognition for being "a master portrait photographer told me that I would make a really nice picture!
What does that mean?? It means I'm awesome!! YESS
I may not be a model, but it means I got something.
And since he didn't tell anyone else what he told me he wasn't being nice. He was being awesome! *high five*
Alright Waterloo girls ;) Still single! haha call me


**oh and my right eye is smaller then the left (I knew that.. I always see it when I look in the mirror), I'm a happy guy (I have natural smile lines showing), he didn't say it but my eyes are closer together than most people, and one nostril is slightly larger then the other.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Grim Future...

Has anyone else noticed that mass amounts of Dystopian movies being released as of late?
Not that I mind of course. I enjoy dystopian films and novels even more so than horror (I know! You probably don't believe that lol). But it's true. I even took a course in college all on dystopian novels and films. AWESOME!


Here's a new one coming out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CARL29h7CU

I like this type more so then an army of angels, or natural disasters. Although I'm a fan of diseases killing of most of humans I much prefer political fiction such as 1984, 2081, and Blade Runner. oh can't forget a Handmaid's Tale either, or Futurlogical Congress. Oh so many more also. I could go on.


Seems everyone else has become interested in a terrible future. It's about time ^^ haha

For anyone that wishes to read Harrison Bergeron (2081) the short story:



The year was 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren’t only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was due to the 211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments to the Constitution, and to the unceasing vigilance of agents of the United States Handicapper General.

Some things about living still weren’t quite right, though. April for instance, still drove people crazy by not being springtime. And it was in that clammy month that the H-G men took George and Hazel Bergeron’s fourteen-year-old son, Harrison, away.

It was tragic, all right, but George and Hazel couldn’t think about it very hard. Hazel had a perfectly average intelligence, which meant she couldn’t think about anything except in short bursts. And George, while his intelligence was way above normal, had a little mental handicap radio in his ear. He was required by law to wear it at all times. It was tuned to a government transmitter. Every twenty seconds or so, the transmitter would send out some sharp noise to keep people like George from taking unfair advantage of their brains.

George and Hazel were watching television. There were tears on Hazel’s cheeks, but she’d forgotten for the moment what they were about.

On the television screen were ballerinas.

A buzzer sounded in George’s head. His thoughts fled in panic, like bandits from a burglar alarm.

“That was a real pretty dance, that dance they just did,” said Hazel.

“Huh” said George.

“That dance-it was nice,” said Hazel.

“Yup,” said George. He tried to think a little about the ballerinas. They weren’t really very good-no better than anybody else would have been, anyway. They were burdened with sashweights and bags of birdshot, and their faces were masked, so that no one, seeing a free and graceful gesture or a pretty face, would feel like something the cat drug in. George was toying with the vague notion that maybe dancers shouldn’t be handicapped. But he didn’t get very far with it before another noise in his ear radio scattered his thoughts.

George winced. So did two out of the eight ballerinas.

Hazel saw him wince. Having no mental handicap herself, she had to ask George what the latest sound had been.

“Sounded like somebody hitting a milk bottle with a ball peen hammer,” said George.

“I’d think it would be real interesting, hearing all the different sounds,” said Hazel a little envious. “All the things they think up.”

“Um,” said George.

“Only, if I was Handicapper General, you know what I would do?” said Hazel. Hazel, as a matter of fact, bore a strong resemblance to the Handicapper General, a woman named Diana Moon Glampers. “If I was Diana Moon Glampers,” said Hazel, “I’d have chimes on Sunday-just chimes. Kind of in honor of religion.”

“I could think, if it was just chimes,” said George.

“Well-maybe make ‘em real loud,” said Hazel. “I think I’d make a good Handicapper General.”

“Good as anybody else,” said George.

“Who knows better then I do what normal is?” said Hazel.

“Right,” said George. He began to think glimmeringly about his abnormal son who was now in jail, about Harrison, but a twenty-one-gun salute in his head stopped that.

“Boy!” said Hazel, “that was a doozy, wasn’t it?”

It was such a doozy that George was white and trembling, and tears stood on the rims of his red eyes. Two of of the eight ballerinas had collapsed to the studio floor, were holding their temples.

“All of a sudden you look so tired,” said Hazel. “Why don’t you stretch out on the sofa, so’s you can rest your handicap bag on the pillows, honeybunch.” She was referring to the forty-seven pounds of birdshot in a canvas bag, which was padlocked around George’s neck. “Go on and rest the bag for a little while,” she said. “I don’t care if you’re not equal to me for a while.”

George weighed the bag with his hands. “I don’t mind it,” he said. “I don’t notice it any more. It’s just a part of me.”

“You been so tired lately-kind of wore out,” said Hazel. “If there was just some way we could make a little hole in the bottom of the bag, and just take out a few of them lead blls. Just a few.”

“Two years in prison and two thousand dollars fine for every ball I took out,” said George. “I don’t call that a bargain.”

“If you could just take a few out when you came home from work,” said Hazel. “I mean-you don’t compete with anybody around here. You just set around.”

“If I tried to get away with it,” said George, “then other people’d get away with it-and pretty soon we’d be right back to the dark ages again, with everybody competing against everybody else. You wouldn’t like that, would you?”

“I’d hate it,” said Hazel.

“There you are,” said George. The minute people start cheating on laws, what do you think happens to society?”

If Hazel hadn’t been able to come up with an answer to this question, George couldn’t have supplied one. A siren was going off in his head.

“Reckon it’d fall all apart,” said Hazel.

“What would?” said George blankly.

“Society,” said Hazel uncertainly. “Wasn’t that what you just said?

“Who knows?” said George.

The television program was suddenly interrupted for a news bulletin. It wasn’t clear at first as to what the bulletin was about, since the announcer, like all announcers, had a serious speech impediment. For about half a minute, and in a state of high excitement, the announcer tried to say, “Ladies and Gentlemen.”

He finally gave up, handed the bulletin to a ballerina to read.

“That’s all right-” Hazel said of the announcer, “he tried. That’s the big thing. He tried to do the best he could with what God gave him. He should get a nice raise for trying so hard.”

“Ladies and Gentlemen,” said the ballerina, reading the bulletin. She must have been extraordinarily beautiful, because the mask she wore was hideous. And it was easy to see that she was the strongest and most graceful of all the dancers, for her handicap bags were as big as those worn by two-hundred pound men.

And she had to apologize at once for her voice, which was a very unfair voice for a woman to use. Her voice was a warm, luminous, timeless melody. “Excuse me-” she said, and she began again, making her voice absolutely uncompetitive.

“Harrison Bergeron, age fourteen,” she said in a grackle squawk, “has just escaped from jail, where he was held on suspicion of plotting to overthrow the government. He is a genius and an athlete, is under-handicapped, and should be regarded as extremely dangerous.”

A police photograph of Harrison Bergeron was flashed on the screen-upside down, then sideways, upside down again, then right side up. The picture showed the full length of Harrison against a background calibrated in feet and inches. He was exactly seven feet tall.

The rest of Harrison’s appearance was Halloween and hardware. Nobody had ever born heavier handicaps. He had outgrown hindrances faster than the H-G men could think them up. Instead of a little ear radio for a mental handicap, he wore a tremendous pair of earphones, and spectacles with thick wavy lenses. The spectacles were intended to make him not only half blind, but to give him whanging headaches besides.

Scrap metal was hung all over him. Ordinarily, there was a certain symmetry, a military neatness to the handicaps issued to strong people, but Harrison looked like a walking junkyard. In the race of life, Harrison carried three hundred pounds.

And to offset his good looks, the H-G men required that he wear at all times a red rubber ball for a nose, keep his eyebrows shaved off, and cover his even white teeth with black caps at snaggle-tooth random.

“If you see this boy,” said the ballerina, “do not-I repeat, do not-try to reason with him.”

There was the shriek of a door being torn from its hinges.

Screams and barking cries of consternation came from the television set. The photograph of Harrison Bergeron on the screen jumped again and again, as though dancing to the tune of an earthquake.

George Bergeron correctly identified the earthquake, and well he might have-for many was the time his own home had danced to the same crashing tune. “My God-” said George, “that must be Harrison!”

The realization was blasted from his mind instantly by the sound of an automobile collision in his head.

When George could open his eyes again, the photograph of Harrison was gone. A living, breathing Harrison filled the screen.

Clanking, clownish, and huge, Harrison stood - in the center of the studio. The knob of the uprooted studio door was still in his hand. Ballerinas, technicians, musicians, and announcers cowered on their knees before him, expecting to die.

“I am the Emperor!” cried Harrison. “Do you hear? I am the Emperor! Everybody must do what I say at once!” He stamped his foot and the studio shook.

“Even as I stand here” he bellowed, “crippled, hobbled, sickened-I am a greater ruler than any man who ever lived! Now watch me become what I can become!”

Harrison tore the straps of his handicap harness like wet tissue paper, tore straps guaranteed to support five thousand pounds.

Harrison’s scrap-iron handicaps crashed to the floor.

Harrison thrust his thumbs under the bar of the padlock that secured his head harness. The bar snapped like celery. Harrison smashed his headphones and spectacles against the wall.

He flung away his rubber-ball nose, revealed a man that would have awed Thor, the god of thunder.

“I shall now select my Empress!” he said, looking down on the cowering people. “Let the first woman who dares rise to her feet claim her mate and her throne!”

A moment passed, and then a ballerina arose, swaying like a willow.

Harrison plucked the mental handicap from her ear, snapped off her physical handicaps with marvelous delicacy. Last of all he removed her mask.

She was blindingly beautiful.

“Now-” said Harrison, taking her hand, “shall we show the people the meaning of the word dance? Music!” he commanded.

The musicians scrambled back into their chairs, and Harrison stripped them of their handicaps, too. “Play your best,” he told them, “and I’ll make you barons and dukes and earls.”

The music began. It was normal at first-cheap, silly, false. But Harrison snatched two musicians from their chairs, waved them like batons as he sang the music as he wanted it played. He slammed them back into their chairs.

The music began again and was much improved.

Harrison and his Empress merely listened to the music for a while-listened gravely, as though synchronizing their heartbeats with it.

They shifted their weights to their toes.

Harrison placed his big hands on the girls tiny waist, letting her sense the weightlessness that would soon be hers.

And then, in an explosion of joy and grace, into the air they sprang!

Not only were the laws of the land abandoned, but the law of gravity and the laws of motion as well.

They reeled, whirled, swiveled, flounced, capered, gamboled, and spun.

They leaped like deer on the moon.

The studio ceiling was thirty feet high, but each leap brought the dancers nearer to it.

It became their obvious intention to kiss the ceiling. They kissed it.

And then, neutraling gravity with love and pure will, they remained suspended in air inches below the ceiling, and they kissed each other for a long, long time.

It was then that Diana Moon Glampers, the Handicapper General, came into the studio with a double-barreled ten-gauge shotgun. She fired twice, and the Emperor and the Empress were dead before they hit the floor.

Diana Moon Glampers loaded the gun again. She aimed it at the musicians and told them they had ten seconds to get their handicaps back on.

It was then that the Bergerons’ television tube burned out.

Hazel turned to comment about the blackout to George. But George had gone out into the kitchen for a can of beer.

George came back in with the beer, paused while a handicap signal shook him up. And then he sat down again. “You been crying” he said to Hazel.

“Yup,” she said.

“What about?” he said.

“I forget,” she said. “Something real sad on television.”

“What was it?” he said.

“It’s all kind of mixed up in my mind,” said Hazel.

“Forget sad things,” said George.

“I always do,” said Hazel.

“That’s my girl,” said George. He winced. There was the sound of a rivetting gun in his head.

“Gee-I could tell that one was a doozy,” said Hazel.

“You can say that again,” said George.

“Gee-” said Hazel, “I could tell that one was a doozy.”,


- Kurt Vonnegut, 1961

Sunday, October 11, 2009

First Blog

Here beneath lies my first blog.

I had planned on starting a blog on my 24th Birthday.. but as you can see I'm a little late in starting. Guess I'll just start this one by saying what I wanted to say on my birthday!

First off thanks to everone for your Birthday wishes. I had an awesome day and one crazy.. and slightly embarassing adventure. The zombie hunt set up by Lydia and Dianna was awesome. There are a series of four videos that Lydia recorded while following me. I pretended as best I could that she wasn't there ^^ When all the videos are done being edited by Lydia (I owe her big for doing that) i'll post them.
After that adventure, a little food and rest later friends eventually came over. Long story short everyone wanted to see my drunk. So Sean was nice enough to pour a shot of Rum (ew) for each person and another for me. I had a shot with everyone until the 10th or 11th shot when Sean told me that I had all the shots of rum and everone else had shots of water!! What?!?!
Some people did have shots with me. Thank you David, Jenny, and Marie lol. I don't know who else, but thank you those people! haha
Needles to say, after all that and two bottles of soju, (apparently) I don't know how the night ended. I remember waking up in my room the next morning. haha
But! I was told I was talking Korean (probably not really), then went to yes and no's and growls.
Glad I don't remember the end part with the toliet ^^


Thanks for an awesome day everyone! Waterloo friends are the best ^^. I don't think I've ever had birthday's so good before Waterloo.